OK, I'll admit it. I'm a bit of a freak.
OK, a freak in more ways than one, but I'll spare you from my freakiness and share just one freaky thing.
I'm a freak when it comes to jewelry. I love it. Seriously. Ask Nick. He says I have more jewelry than anyone he knows. But really, how many people does he know? And really, how often does he find himself looking at another girl's jewelry collection? (And really, how about my use of the word 'girl' in that sentence. Implies that I too am a 'girl'. What? You think I'm stretching it by calling myself a 'girl'? Come on. I know I'm turning 40 in a few weeks, but who says you still can't be a 'girl' at 39 and 11.25/12ths. And really, don't even get me started on 'woman' or 'lady'. I'm just not gonna go there. Not even).
Back to the jewelry. I like the inexpensive stuff, the stuff I can collect (the operative word there being collect, because boy do I). Don't get me wrong, I'm not going to turn down a diamond tennis bracelet or anything. But it's the inexpensive stuff that makes me happy. Guiltless happiness.
At CHA I noticed a few people with cute little square necklaces. The size of a Scrabble letter. They were Scrabble letters. With fun little fronts.
So I came home and promptly spent some time on Etsy. And some money. (If you're not familar with Etsy, it's a really cool online site where you can buy and sell things handmade. You can blame it on me when you start spending lots of time and lots of money there. Go ahead, I'll be your fall guy. Blame it all on me after you've been there. And dropped a chunk of change).
These arrived in the mail today -
I bought them here. HomeStudio.etsy.com. They arrived lickety split. Not a big chunk of change - only $6.50 each. The best part? If you buy 2, you get 1 free. Buy 2, get 1 free! How about that? If I were you, I'd head right over there and check it out, because I bet you're a lot like me.
I'm a sucker for buy one get one free. People that run those sales see me coming from a mile away. Doesn't matter where I am or what it is.
What's that you say? Buy 11 deodorants and get 1 free? Sure, I'll take it. Because after all, I will eventually use all of them.
Buy 1 pair of shoes, get the same pair free? Of course. Because I really like them. And when the first pair wears out, I'll have a brand new pair of the exact same shoes waiting in the wings.
Buy 3 gigantic gob stoppers, get another one free? Well, I really only want one. And it will take me all day to finish just one. And when I'm done my jaw will be so sore that I won't want to look at another one for a long time, let alone 3 more. OK, ring me up.
Hmmm....
Thinking to yourself 'she's a bit of a freak, that Layle'?
See, I told you.